Archive for the 'Football' Category
I SOLD A MOVIE TICKET AND SNACKS TO JOHN LYNCH
Closed Published December 15th, 2007 on The Denver Sports ZoneI’m back from college for six weeks (Carleton is on trimesters), and I got a job at a movie theater to help pass the time/earn some money. Up until last night, I didn’t like the job very much. I was bored most of the time when I was at the theater, usually […]
Got in some trouble recently with an obnoxious driver when I was trying to “be a responsible person taking a cab.” Now I can’t take cabs, but I still want to be responsible and not drive home after my frequent nights of drunken fun. That’s where you come in?
Qualifications:
-Responsible
-Valid Colorado driver’s license
-Know who Todd Sauerbrun […]
Todd Sauerbrun: Detox Participant (who didn’t see that coming though?)
Closed Published December 10th, 2007 on The Denver Sports ZoneTodd Sauerbrun was cited for “general assault” on Saturday and apparently spent some time in detox, which I find hilarious. Who else could it have been though? Try to name one player Broncos player more likely to be cited for “general assault.” Exactly. Wouldn’t you figure the more violent players […]
Travis Henry Isn’t Getting Suspended (But Still Probably Smokes the Ganja)
Closed Published December 5th, 2007 on The Denver Sports ZoneTravis Henry isn’t gonna be suspended for drug abuse next year, which is a definite positive. In reviewing this NFLPA story about his legal battles, it’s apparent that Henry got off the hook by attacking technicalities in the drug policy, rather than proving he didn’t do drugs. Basically, he’s being let go […]
Jarvis Moss busted his leg in practice yesterday. Dude broke his leg, tore some ankle ligaments and is out for the season. Fuck. His rookie year wasn’t spectacular, finishing with 12 tackles and a sack in six games, but his injury will only sideline him for three to four months, so he’ll be able to […]
So I’m sitting here in Boston waiting for the Rockies game to start, and I’m forced to watch the Patriots dominate the Dallas Cowboys. It occurs to me that they are absolutely ridiculous. They are so good that they’re not even fun to watch. Football is no longer fun to watch. Every other team in […]
Thanks for finding this, Deadspin.
So it turns out the Patriots cheated by planting video cameras to pick off the Jets’ defensive signals. Talk about performance enhancing! As one commenter put it in a previous DSZ post, “So now the glorious Pats are caught cheating? The moral equivalent of claiming you are the best at Madden after watching the other […]
More compelling evidence that the Patriots are EVIL. If it turns out they did steal signals, I think it seriously compromises any claims about Belilichicken’s supposed football genious. Sam’s elegant words ring truer every day. Fuck the Patriots, man.
ESPN - NFL investigating claims Patriots stole Jets’ signals - NFL
The Only Logical Conclusion to the Mike Vick Saga
Closed Published August 15th, 2007 on The Denver Sports ZoneSo I was doing some thinking today while listening to the radio, and I had a sudden epiphany. Mike Vick’s gonna be a Raider. In light of Vick’s plan to spend a year in jail, Mark Moser was saying that the negative publicity generated by Mike Vick’s doggy day care operation would prevent […]